"your password is weak"
You’re the weak one
And you’ll never know love, or friendship
And I feel sorry for you
I was talking to my friend on the phone and then she almost got run over and i was obviously really concerned so i asked her if she was okay and after a moment she replied “there is a Jesus in the sky” in a really matter-of-fact sort of way
so obviously I thought something was seriously wrong but
omg please don’t bring this back
People are converting because of this post and I’m actually Jewish oh god I fucked up
bare minimum? i thought you meant bear minimum. as in the smallest amount of bears possible. which is why i brought one bear. there’s one bear. aka. the smallest amount of bears possible. i mean this is a problem but at least it’s not like. bear maximum
Roan in the Rain
Living Images by Carol Walker
Such a cutie
I love the colouring holy hell
who the fuck do i even have added on skype?????????????????????????????????????????
so i was going through the reviews for tinder and
wonder what log this baby is touching right now
I DON’T THINK ANYONE WILL CARE BUT I WAS FEELING REALLY SKINNY TODAY SO I TRIED ON MY TAILORED SPORTSMANS AND THEY FUCKING F I T M E!!!!!!!! (they are a size 2 fucking 4!!!!!!!) THE LAST TIME THEY FIT WAS TWO YEARS AGO!!!! I AM SOOOOOOOOO ELATED RIGHT NOW OMG I ALSO TRIED ON A PAIR OF BREECHES MY FRIEND GAVE ME A COUPLE MONTHS AGO AND WHEN I FIRST TRIED THEM ON THEY WOULDN’T BUTTON AND I LITERALLY SAID “NOT A CHANCE WILL THESE EVER FIT ME” I HAVE BEEN STRUGGLING WITH MY WEIGHT SINCE MY SURGERY IN FEBRUARY OH MY GOD I’M CRYING I’M SO HAPPY RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!!!! I AM A SKINNY ASS BITCH
the Prime Minister of New Zealand went to see a doctor and a vet to confirm that he is a regular human being and not a shape shifting lizard from space
One person from New Zealand was convinced there are shape shifting alien lizards that live among us. They were sent from another alien race in order to take control of our world by replacing powerful leaders in our governments.
The very same person named Shane Warbrooke was so convinced that the Prime Minister of New Zealand, John Key was indeed a lizard from space. Mr. Warbrooke actually asked the leader of the nation officially about his status. There is an Official Information Act (OIA) that requires government officials to publicly disclose any information the general public demands. After Mr. Warbrooke officially submitted his bizarre questions to Key’s office, the Prime Minister actually replied.
John Key publicly disproved Mr. Warbrooke’s theory that he was a reptilian alien with shape shifting abilities who ushers mankind towards enslavement. Key’s response was actually hilarious after admitting he had seen both a doctor and a vet which confirmed his status of a regular human being that has never been into space.
Charlotte Dujardin’s new horse, Florentina.
what a horse
If I were Kendall I would hang this one up in my room and frame it
'revenge boob job'
This skewbald gelding was my absolute favourite horse from the dressage.
He was well mannered, had beautiful movements and really seemed to enjoy his job. He and his rider won all of their classes (:
Dressage~ Marlton Stud, co. Wicklow, Ireland
16th & 17th/8/14